Sophie Owl

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

(via troyesivan)

#sophieliveblogs

I’ve always had this desire to liveblog things. And since my mom and I plan on spending the summer cooking our way through the Ina Garten (Barefoot Contessa) Cookbooks, she wants me to post about it so we can get some Julie and Julia thing going on. i dont know. she can be Meryl Streep and I can be Amy Adams. i dont know. 

Anyway. We made a butt load of pesto sauce. Which required figuring out how to use the food processor that we bought a bazillion years ago (it literally came with an instructional vhs tape) and never used because it’s terrifying. 

It was pretty easy actually. and super delicious. and we have tons left over so we’re gonna freeze it and have it later. 

so i’m gonna go watch basketball. 

troyesivan:

emerant:

what the fuck seventeen magazine

fashion

troyesivan:

emerant:

what the fuck seventeen magazine

fashion

I’m completely ok with this. 

I’m completely ok with this. 

captain-mycaptain:

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

I WANT TO ENROLL

remember that time hunt ripped his pants off and we all had a rave? 

captain-mycaptain:

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

I WANT TO ENROLL

remember that time hunt ripped his pants off and we all had a rave? 

(via tateinparaguay)

cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

  • “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
  • “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

Read More

(via lovegood-and-boswell)

overfierce:

goddardneutron:

splashofhope:














REBLOG AND THEN
GO
ON
YOUR
BLOG
AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.


This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.


Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.


Ok this is amazing


I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.


omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares


WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH


YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS I LOVE THIS OKAY IT’S MEANT TO REPRESENT HOW DREAMS EVOLVE WITH RANDOM SHAPES AND REPETITIVE IMAGES ANA SOMNIA IS THE BEST THING

this is amazeballs 

overfierce:

goddardneutron:

splashofhope:

REBLOG AND THEN

GO

ON

YOUR

BLOG

AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.

This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.

Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.

Ok this is amazing

I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.

omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares

WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH

YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS I LOVE THIS OKAY IT’S MEANT TO REPRESENT HOW DREAMS EVOLVE WITH RANDOM SHAPES AND REPETITIVE IMAGES ANA SOMNIA IS THE BEST THING

this is amazeballs 

(Source: spiritual-realm, via iseemtobeaverb)

Was your ass forged by Sauron?

duelpersonality:

horrordolls:

Because that shit looks precious.

‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.

‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’

“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.

One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”

(via tyleroakley)

edwardspoonhands:

pondamypond:

omg
go you guys
go

You have to have Chrome, and you have to have your speakers on. Sam Rudge is a genius.

edwardspoonhands:

pondamypond:

omg

go you guys

go

You have to have Chrome, and you have to have your speakers on. Sam Rudge is a genius.

jacksgap:

You know what they say..

big shoes, big socks 

jacksgap:

You know what they say..

big shoes, big socks 

I Knew You Were Trouble
Tomlinsass / Recorder Classics

tomlinsass:

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift played on The Recorder

(Source: weedofficial, via tyleroakley)

385,837 plays
bltsl4:


your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

bltsl4:


image

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

(Source: cybii-chan, via iseemtobeaverb)

tyleroakley:

CAN’T STOP WATCHING.

(Source: iamjacobbb, via tyleroakley)